Sesat Itu Indah

Sesat itu indah - Alitt susanto @shitlicious #NewBlogPost

Siapa hayo yang nggak pernah nggak nyesatin temenya?
nyesatin jawaban pas ujian misalnya. Eit! itu nggak boleh! sebagai siswa dan siswi indonesia kita harus saling tolong menolong sesama anak sekolahan.  Don't be arogant person guys! *ala presiden pidato*

Tapi ya, judulnya kan sesat itu indah nih post. Terus, kenapa di atas gue bilang 'gak boleh seat?' pfft. Reader tercinta. Sesat itu ada waktunya. Sesat-lah pada waktunya- sherly.

Sebagai siswi SMA , gue juga sering banget kale sesat gitu xixixi *kuntil anak jatuh* misal, kalo pas pelajaran gitu. Guru lagi bahas soal. Terus pasti ya guru tuh bakalan nunjuk siswa atau siswinya yang sebelumnya nggak merhatiin pelajaran. pas di tunjuk, gue sebagai teman yang (nggak) baik menyesatkan temen gue yang di tunjuk guru itu dengan bilang sama dia 'itu di suruh ambil spidol di TU' . alhasil temen gue keluar kelas. setelah balik. dia di hukum gutu gitu suruh ngerjain semua soal wkwk *coba aja ketawa tapi nadanya W K W K coba!!*

Bang Alitt ini... *bang alit mulu sher* *DENG!* nggak deh nggak jadi bang alitt-_____-

Assigment 2 : NARRATIVE TEXT

Okay guys, di  #NewBlogPost aku kali ini, bakan posting tentang narrative text. Tugas sih hehe:p cekidot!



       1. DEFINITION OF NARRATIVE

Narrative text is immaginative , fiction and reliable text.

The purpose of narrative text: To entertain or infroms the reader or listeners.

       2. GENERIC STRUCTURE OF NARRATIVE TEXT

• ·         Orientation: It sets the scene and introduces the participants/characters.
  ·         Complication: It explores the conflict in the story.
  ·          Resolution: It shows the situation which the problems have been resolved.
  ·         Re-orientation : where the story is end
  ·         Sequence of Event : Narration differs fron exposition
  ·         Coda : is the moral value of the story
  
  
  
  
  3. LANGUAGE FEATURES OF NARRATIVE TEXT
  
  - Using spesific time . ex: once upon a time, long long time ago
  - Using time conjungtion. ex: suddenly, when, then, the next
  -Using simple past tense. ex: when he returned bla bla bla
  - Using action verb. ex sleep, tun, cut
  -Using adjective verb. ex: an old man
  
  

          4. THE EXAMPLE OF NARRATIVE TEXT 

The Smartest Parrot

Once upon time, a man had a wonderful parrot. There was no other parrot like it. The parrot could say every word, except one word. The parrot would not say the name of the place where it was born. The name of the place was Catano.

The man felt excited having the smartest parrot but he could not understand why the parrot would not say Catano. The man tried to teach the bird to say Catano however the bird kept not saying the word.

At the first, the man was very nice to the bird but then he got very angry. “You stupid bird!” pointed the man to the parrot. “Why can’t you say the word? Say Catano! Or I will kill you” the man said angrily. Although he tried hard to teach, the parrot would not say it. Then the man got so angry and shouted to the bird over and over; “Say Catano or I’ll kill you”. The bird kept not to say the word of Catano.

One day, after he had been trying so many times to make the bird say Catano, the man really got very angry. He could not bear it. He picked the parrot and threw it into the chicken house. There were four old chickens for next dinner “You are as stupid as the chickens. Just stay with them” Said the man angrily. Then he continued to humble; “You know, I will cut the chicken for my meal. Next it will be your turn, I will eat you too, stupid parrot”. After that he left the chicken house.

The next day, the man came back to the chicken house. He opened the door and was very surprised. He could not believe what he saw at the chicken house. There were three death chickens on the floor. At the moment, the parrot was standing proudly and screaming at the last old chicken; “Say Catano or I’ll kill you”.

Thank you:) Sherly Permata. Comment!!!

Buat miss wahyu, semangat banget ngajarnya. pertahanin ya miss. Be the best semoga cepet lulus:D amin. *minta doa balik* 
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SKRIPSHIT!!!

SKRIPSHIT!!!!! Alitt Susanto

Buku hasil dari daya pikir bang Alitt ini bagusss bangeet ciyuss miapah mioyeng!. Serius. Bagus. Banget.  SKRIPSHIT ini tuh isinya tentang pengalaman hidup seorang yang berjudul Alitt Susanto MAHASISWA ABADI. Ehem. Maap bang......

                Terdiri dari beberapa bab nyeleneh dan 2bab serius. Yang paling bagus tuh bab ‘Life is a journey’. Di bab ini bang Alitt menceritakan semua kisah pahit di hidupnya.... Asli. Ngenes banget idupnya dulu.. *puk puk bang Alitt* . Bang Alitt terlahir dari keluarga sederhana. Masa kecilnya suram... . Bang Alitt itu dulu, semasa kecilnya semacam kurang perhatian dari keluarganya. Ayah sama ibunya bercerai pas bang Alitt berumur 4 tahun. Dia hidup sama nenek dan kakaknya yang cuek. Sedih pas baca bab ini... Gimana enggak... Kalo lo itu dapet prestasi , dapet piala kejuaraan tp enggak ada orangtua lo... . Guys, perhatian orang tua itu jauh lebih penting dari segalanya. Motivasi terbesar tuh ya orangtua, kalo bukan mereka, siapa lagi?. Kenapa jadi dramatis gini? :’)))))))

                Gue suka banget sama pemikiran pemilik akun Twitter @shitlicious ini. Bang Alitt itu inspirasi banget lah pokoknya... Pengen lah punya abang kaya diaa hiks *lebay* Meskipun dia dulu maaf bang ‘rusak’ karna masalalunya yang kelam suram tapi tetep, pemikiran gue sepemikiran sama Bang Alitt. Entah kenapa. Entah kenapa kenapa. Jadiin masalalu sebagai contekan di masa depan;;)

KUDU BACA SKRIPSHIT! BIAR PADA NYADAR! KALIAN HIDUP DI DUNIA INI PASTI ADA GUNANYA! :D 

Post. @sherlyntong @permataasherly 

Absurd

POST YOUR COMMENT GUYS!;;)

ASSIGMENT 1 'WARNING'

Definition of WARNING

Admonition, notice, or pointing out an existing or potential danger, specially to one who would otherwise would not be aware of it. Labeling laws provide guidelines for wording and/or placement of warnings.

Jadi, warning adalah peringatan, himbauan maupun larangan yang di tujukan oleh banyak orang. Bisa kita temui dimana saja.  Yang merupakan petunjuk untuk sesorang lebih berhati-hati yang berupa larangan (warning) . Juga merupakan petunjuk untuk seseorang melakukan atau tidak boleh melakukan sesuatu (notice/caution).

Expressions of Warning

Hey! Watch out!
Hey look out!
Be carefull!
Don’t touch the screen!
Keep swimming near the seashore
Beware of the pickpockets 

EXAMPLE (pic)

Conversation:

Kita kan udah tau pengertian sama contoh contoh Warning. Sekarang ada contoh lagi berupa percakapan lhooo;;)

1.Sherly: ‘Hey! Watch out Dina! There’s a car coming!’
  Dina: ‘OMGGGGGGG, Thank you Sherly’
  Sherly: ‘You’re wellcome Dina’
  Dina: ‘Xoxoxoxo’

2. Sherly: ‘Mom can i help in Dina’s house?
    Mom: ‘Okay, be carefull in the road honey’
    Sherly: ‘Thank you Mom’

    Sekian. Terimakasih;;)

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